- JBL (ECW One Night Stand 2007)
Talk is cheat. I speak with actions.
- Mighty Mo Siliga
Kris Kloss: Guys that's crazy! That's bananas!
Bret Ernst: That's beyond bananas.
JR: The ringpost shows no respect to the WWE champion.
JR: Sometimes a high risk move pays off and sometimes it doesn't.
Cole: Yeah, sometimes you're the pegion and sometimes you're the statue.
Are they 'lumberjacks' or 'lumberjills'?
- JR (Divas' Lumberjack Match, Cyber Sunday 2006)
He's French, he's Canadian. I double-hate this man!
- JBL
JBL: What a match up: we've got to guys who can't speak English.
Cole: What are you talking about?
JBL: Funaki who says "I LOVE YOU" every time he walks in, and Miz with his "HOOORAH" or whatever it is.
Cole: It's "HOO-RAH"...
JBL: Oh, shut up.
Cole: You know what, maybe you should become a MIZfit. You'll understand it a little bit better.
JBL: Oh, I would be MIZerable.
Cole: You've gotta admit, John - The Miz - he's got some athletesism. He really does.
JBL: Compared to what? A drunk elephant?
Oh, Terri, I'm so glad to see you're back. And see your front, too.
- Jerry Lawler
It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
- Shawn Michaels
I wasn't going crazy, because I'm already crazy.
- Rhino
Van Dam's manhood have just been abused by the top turnbuckle.
- Jim Ross (Vengeance 2006)
Jerry Lawler: I heard Stu Hart went to an antique shop today.
JR: Oh, yeah?
Jerry Lawler: They kept him!
Everything got knocked down but Scotty's hair.
- Jerry Lawler (No Way Out 2000)
JR: Are you bi-lingual, Hunter?
Triple H: I'm bi a lotta things.
- Long Pause................
JR: Yes, you did.
- (King Of The Ring)
Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!
- Bobby Heenan
Because I’m a man, and you’re a boy, and I’m a man who likes to play with boys!... No, wait, not like that...
- Kurt Angle
Angle: I was in the Cub Scouts, the Webelos, Boy Scouts, I did'em all.
Austin: What do you mean you did'em all?
Austin: Champ to champ, I love you! I’ve had my eye on your for a long time… I love you.
Kurt: You - you love me?
Austin: Yeah. Hey, I got something for you.
- (Kurt gets an unsure look on his face and takes a step back.)
- (Austin gives Kurt an Austin 3:16 hat… gives Kurt his medals back.)
Austin: You know how long it took to fish these out of the Detroit river? I got'em for you!
Kurt: (grinning) Oh my god! Stone Cold.
Austin: Did I tell you I love you or what? Put'em on…
Kurt: This is so great! This is the happiest day of my life! I look good, huh?
Austin: Damn right you do.
- (Kurt hugs Austin)
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
- Kurt Angle
Undertaker, if that is your real name…
- Kurt Angle
Hey Eric, join LAX - work illegaly!
- Don West
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!
- Jesse Ventura